If you are looking for a funny Valentine Joke, Riddle or Funny Saying, then you have come to the right place. Pull up a chair and a cup off coffee and enjoy an funny, encouraging or inspirational Valentine poem, Valentine story, Valentine Quote, or Valentine joke. Or if you feel in the mood for some fun with the family then enjoy some Valentine Games.

Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma hoping I'll get lots of Valentine cards!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a little kiss?

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Atlas.
Atlas who?
Atlas Valentine's Day is here!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke, I got a Valentine!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss!