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A Senator in the USA was once asked about his attitude toward whisky.

'If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I'm against it.  But if you mean the elixir of a New Year toast, the shield against winter chill, the taxable potion that puts needed funds into public coffers to comfort little crippled children, then I'm for it. This is my position, and I will not compromise.'

 

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A Bad Dream?
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A New Year's Wish
On New Year's Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready.

How to Quit Smoking
Peter, at a New Year's party, turns to his friend, Ken, and asks for a cigarette.

Lecture Tour with A Difference
On New Year's Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. 

New Year's Day Party - That Never Was?
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New Year's Dinner
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New Year's Eve Party - Phantom Guest?
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Politician in Action
A Senator in the USA was once asked about his attitude toward whisky.